Mr. Bitterman

Phillies score 11 runs and still lose by a field goal.

The Tampa Bay ^=@*&# Lightning claim the Stanley Cup.

Two basketball teams I despise--the Lakers and the Larry Brown-coached Pistons--square off for the NBA title.

Still can't watch TV because of all the Reagan treacle. (Though at least there are decent correctives here, here and here.)

Report from the sideline: Everything sucks.