Who Are These Guys?

Breaking news is that the Phils have placed P Amaury Telemaco on the disabled list (the dreaded "arm tightness"), recalled journeyman P Brian Powell from AAA or activated him off the DL--I honestly can't keep track anymore, but I assume there's a volume discount for all routes running between Scranton/Wilkes-Barre and Philly--and claimed uber-journeyman P Paul Abbott... who had been cut by the Devil Rays.

Ugh. These two jokers apparently will be starting Saturday and Sunday. It's as if some vengeful baseball god heard all the bitching about Padilla and Millwood and decided to Teach Us a Lesson...